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When they talk about “packs” they mean different basketball teams right?!? Please tell me they have basketball on that show? At least they surf on the top of trucks right? RIGHT?

I don’t know what’s scarier the number of serial killer crush blogs or the fan fictions of the serial killer and the writer just doing normal shit like going for frozen yogurt or… going ice skating! Fun skating with Ed Gein!

I’m watching something suicidegirls: retrospective where on one side of the screen they have a foreign suicidegirl naked and like dancing and posing but on the other side they have fun facts such as “David hasslehoff is the most viewed movie star in the world” and “chat rooms were first introduced in the 1980s” and of course “the term zoo was first used by the London Zoological Gardens that opened to the public in 1847”

This is so surreal. I’m like staring into the monolith!

all you will find is alternating porn and gore pics.  Human Instinct Theory?

The Congo dude just won an Oscar! Wtf!

Wow that episode was terrible. Matt Damon played Matt Damon better on Entourage and this just seemed like a weak retread. Also Kristen Bell went from being a smart, original, bad ass climber to just another girl pining after her man. Give that girl some shit to do, we all know she can act! And the rest of the pod just kind of shows up at the beginning and ending of episodes to throw one or two jokes around. It was better when they each had their own story lines. I know Don Cheadle is a good actor but it shouldn’t be the Don Cheadle show. I don’t know what’s missing this season, I think it’s just not as funny and original but man it sucks now. 

Yeah, that was my problem with the hitman movie…. “Not enough Paul Walker”