Hello, my name is Andrew Jara. I am trying to be a writer/director. I made a film named "Last Days" that i'm trying to bring some press to.

 

This really happened!

I was at the furious six screening and afterwards this lady was like, “Can I ask you a question? I hope you don’t get offended?”

So I cautiously said sure. And she said “What kind of cologne are you wearing? Cause I want to buy it for my husband? I was smelling you the whole time and you smell great?”

But here’s the thing, I wasn’t wearing cologne, in fact I had just been at the gym and didn’t have time to shower. So it was all me, but I couldn’t say that without coming off like an asshole so I told her Lacoste cause I used to wear that but the moral of this story is that I smell like what women want their husbands to smell like… Amirite?

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Wearing two year old shirt that now fit me at the gym (at The Backstreet Gym)

Wearing two year old shirt that now fit me at the gym (at The Backstreet Gym)

Apparently singing “you’re having my baby” to your Saint Bernard but changing The lyrics to be about him is not appropriate in public!!! Sorry dog park, I thought I was in AMERICA!!!!

Apparently singing “you’re having my baby” to your Saint Bernard but changing The lyrics to be about him is not appropriate in public!!! Sorry dog park, I thought I was in AMERICA!!!!

Ill be your stepdad by the weekend #painandgain #fitblr #fitspo #me #personal #elpaso #texas #arms

Ill be your stepdad by the weekend #painandgain #fitblr #fitspo #me #personal #elpaso #texas #arms

Questions if you have hitchhiked before?

Hey guys so as you know I am a would be director of films and i’m working on something. I was wondering if anyone on here has ever hitchhiked or ran away from home. If you wouldn’t mind me asking you a few questions.  I won’t post them or use them for my story other than research so if you would just drop me an ask. I’ll send you an ask tomorrow! also you can be anyonomis if you want and i’ll ask the questions on my blog and you can just answer them. I’m looking more for a woman’s perspective but both are appreciated

We get it it’s vapor, stop smoking it in my house

I don’t know if e-cigarettes help you quit smoking but they do help you look like a cocky douche bag